On to the females of the show. Snooki. Oh Snooki. I would plow the shit out of Snooki. Not because she is attractive, because we all know that isn't true, but because she is about 4'8 with Q size tits. I mean I don't think I have ever really seen a midget with that large of a chest. I would titty bang her so hard her family back in Italy would feel it. Then you got JWoww. This bitch is bound for an insane asylum. Yeah ok, after she cakes her face with make up and lets those fake ass titties hang out, she's not too bad. But when you get her going first thing in the morning, she can give us normal people nightmares. I just want to see those bare tits once to see if I would suck on those pepperonis she's probably rocking underneath those half shirts she wears.
Apparently there is a new chick on the show this season. From watching the commercials, she likes to drink as much as Snooki and loves knocking bitches like JWoww. Pretty much, she's ex-wife material. She is a midget that is swinging at anyone who looks at her the wrong way or calls her fake (Degos apparently don't like being called fake). Either way, she will probably contribute to the show better than that Angelina cunt who thought she was hot and stuck around after being told on a daily basis no one liked her and she was fucking disgusting.
For anyone who has a problem with Jersey Shore then you must have a problem with yourself. This is entertainment at it's finest seeing that these clowns do things that no one decent human being would do. Pretty much, rather than us looking stupidly drunk and dancing like a morons, we can tune into MTV on Thursday nights at 10 EST and live vicariously through these wop degos.