Monday, December 27, 2010

Newfound Hated

If there is anyone I could punt in the tits right now it would have to be Jets head coach Rex Ryan.  This fat shit never tells it how it is.  He won't ever admit when he is wrong, and he is a perverted knob that loves sucking toes.  After his team gets beaten by the Chicago Bears he claims he's going to rest Mark Sanchez because the beaner (I don't hate all Mexicans, just Sanchez) has a sore shoulder.  Just admit it, Rex.  You're "franchise quarterback" sucks and he doesn't want to risk losing to one of the worst teams in the league in the Buffalo Bills. 

I'm pretty disappointed, too.  I actually loved Rex's passion he showed during HBO's "Hard Knocks" when he was convinced he had the best team in the entire NFL.  Then the season actually started and he was reminded of another quarterback in his division named Tom Brady.  You might have heard of him, he has a phenomenal flow atop his head, is banging a super model and has 3 rings to his name.  His squad started tanking towards the end of the season, allegations of his having a foot fetish surfaced, and his QB is playing like shit, errrrr I mean he's got a sore shoulder.  Now he's trying to act all humble because he just snuck into the playoffs and he pretty much has a bye the final week of the regular season.  Maybe if Rexy just treated his tounge like a Krispy Kreme and swallowed it before the Regular Season started then he would be more admired and his team wouldn't be looked at as a bunch of cocky, overpaid, arrogant douche bags that play when they want to and harrass smoking hot sideline reporters. 

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