You Can Call Me, KITTY CAT!!!!

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This girl keeps on impressing me week in and week out.  I mean you have to click on the link above, read the story, and look at the 9 or so photos that are there.  The bong video was pretty awesome but now she is taking photos of her sitting on her assistant's lap while her assistant tries to lick her tit.  Next you thing you know there's going to be a used condom found hanging out of her ass when she bends over to pick up her cell phone she dropped for a 15th time all drunk and shit.  It's bound to happen.  This chick is going to make Lindsay Lohan look like Mother Theresa.  What do you think Billy Ray thinks about all of this?  I bet he just looks the other way.  You would of thought that after the bong video he would of put his little princess over his knee and taught her never to do stupid shit again.  Come to think of it he probably did but she just enjoyed getting punished.  Oh well.  Stay tuned for next week when she gets caught on tape doing ritual animal slaughterings all doped on Special K. 

The Other Mistake by the Lake



How the hell does the Browns only send one guy to the Pro Bowl?  Joe Thomas is a lock but how the hell doesn't Peyton Hillis make it as the third running back?  Jamaal Charles was splitting carries all year while Peyton Hillis was making a defenses look like a bunch of soft nancies.  Lawrence Vickers also got the snub this year.  That cat was blowing up holes and knocking dudes out left and right in order for Peyton Hillis to  be stockpiling yards.  I didn't think Joe Haden was going to get the nod but he definetly gave Cleveland fans hope of sending a corner to Hawaii not named Darrelle Revis or Nnamdi Asomugha. 

Peyton Hillis has been a story all year in the NFL with his 100 yard games and high flying acrobatic leaps over would be tacklers.  Lawrence Vickers is what Cleveland football is all about with his bone crushing blocks and goaline consistency.  I guess if you don't have the .500 record or going to the playoffs you are easily overlooked.  I wonder is Lebron thinks Peyton Hillis didn't get in because it was a race thing.

Laughing All the Way to Congress

I don't get why there are people hating on Jon Stewart for pushing for the 9/11 Bill to be passed.  Because the man has a show on Comedy Central and delivers the news in a different, less settle way, he is automatically written off as a bad  representative for the subject?  I would have to push to say that Jon Stewart is one of the more influential voices in politics seeing that a large part of the election of Obama was because the 18-25 year old demographic exercised their right to vote.  Jon Stewart reports the news through a mean that the young adults of America can relate to.  He doesn't have to get up to a podium and try to secure a few more votes.  His intention is to deliver the news and if he may be perceived as blunt at times then that is because it is being said to an audience he is not targeting.  That doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't know what he is talking about. 

If You Ain't the Bank Teller, Don't Tell Me Nothing



What the fuck is wrong with Russia?  I don't see how communism is still in existence.  I mean this man can't even do what he wants with his own money.  Mikhail Khodorkovsky, a very wealthy oil tycoon from Russia is being jailed, yet again, for stealing money from HIS company and trying to launder it.  Khodorkovsky used to be one of the richest men in Russia and now is being locked for trying to use his money the way he wanted to.  What kind of country puts their citizens in a situation where they are forced to steal their own money and launder it?  At least Obama isn't making the U.S. citizens pay more of their money to the government to be given to other citizens.  Wait...

Will Work For...Just About Anything

James Franco is reportedly on the record by showbizspy.com that he will act in any genre of movies.  NO FUCKING WAY!?!?!?!?!?  Isn't that what actors are supposed to do?  You get paid a shit ton of money to act.  Does it matter what role you are playing?  No.  You're a fucking actor!!!  You are supposed to be pretending to be someone you are not.  Martin Lawrence plays a fat black woman in a string of movies.  Other than Charlie Sheen, no actor gets paid any significant amount of dough to play themselves.  Sofia Vergara plays a hot mommy who is married to Al Bundy when in reality she is a spicy mexican minx who probably loves when young men whisper sweet nothings into her ear while nibbling the lobe.  Sorry I just started rambling on that one.  But you get the picture.  

 

Ay Carramba!!!

Call in the Calvary

Since 1999 the Cleveland Browns have pretty much been in the obsolete of NFL teams.  I mean they snuck into the playoffs once and have had no true starting quarterback.  All that is about to change with the (soon-to-be) firing of Eric Mangini.  Augustus Gloop was a great coordinator under Belichek but he's just been acting like one gigantic pussy since taking over the reigns.  Now that Prez Holmgren is sitting up in the Lerner's ivory tower, he is looking down on the team just formulating a super coaching staff that will accrue so many titles it'll make the Boston Celtics and LA Lakers from the 80's heads spin.  When you got a quarterback like Colt McCoy who has known nothing other than winning his whole life and a running back like Peyton Hillis who has no regard for his own safety let alone the opponent's. 

Mark my word.  You're going to see a decorated head coach on the sidelines next season for the Browns as well as a coaching staff filled with numerous ex-head coaches that just got the axe this season.  I predict something like a John Gruden at the helm with coaches like Josh McDaniels running the offense and Mike Singletary running the D.  If you don't believe me than check back with the Tuna in late February/ early March. 

Gone Take the Money and Run

Kelsey Grammer could be one the dumbest mother fuckers I have read about as of late.  No Prenup!?!?!? Are you kidding me bro?  I mean and that was just the earnings he had to split up while they were married.  I still disagree with this whole situation.  If you read back a little, I posted a small blip about how his new chick is not even remotely cute.  Camille is probably saying to Kelsey, "Hey dickhead, I'm going to spend Christmas in Hawaii at YOUR house then when the weather shapes up I'm spending Easter in the Hamptons.  Oh yeah, and I'm bringing my new 6'4 250 pound black boyfriend and he's going to rail me on YOUR bed.".  Way to go, Kelsey.  You allowed probably the hottest chick you will ever get to slip away with half of your shit and now you're stuck with an elementary school looking broad who probably has never even went down on anything except a toilet after too many vodka, cranberry, and orange juices. 

I would slam seven shades of shit out of Camille.